The Revered One

2005-03-07T23:03:00.000+08:00

i'm blogginggg.
to tell my baby how much i love her.!
heh.

2004-09-26T14:50:00.000+08:00

someone change my skin for me and i'll blog.
i promise. . .

2004-09-03T23:57:00.000+08:00

well.
lemmi see what i'm doin at home on a fri nite.?
nothin.
and u know who u are. thanks alot.
if there isn't a valid reason, u should realli think about what u've done.
where's that sense of responsibility.?
no point just talkin and forgetin bout the action.
i'm utterly disappointed.

if anyone's been wondering why i haven't been bloggin.
that's cuz i've lost my command of english.
i can't seem to f*ckin express myself.
even when i'm physcially speakin to someone.
this is bad. real bad.
depressing.

blahhhhhhhhhh.

2004-08-20T16:13:00.000+08:00

boring boring boring.
today's been amazingly boring.

somehow, everyone seems to detest me today. ha.!
haven received any reply to the msgs i've sent out.
including my dad.!!!
what is this.?!!!
have all my secrets leaked out overnight.? =)

ahhhh. back to the books and sulking.

xie xie ni men.

2004-08-16T01:59:00.000+08:00

had a loooong day today.
and what did i do.?
well, nothin.!
it didn't turn out the way i expected it to.
was ok la.

highlight of the day: Catwoman.
went with the big baby.
mama-meeeeeeeeee-ahhhh.!
damn halle berry's hot.
hot hot hot.
esp with the whip.!
not forgettin the suit too.
i think i shall get myself one too.
less the whip.

hahaha.

2004-08-14T03:24:00.000+08:00

ok la.
just looked at the post.
hahahahaha.
can't blame u all la. it realli sounds like i've got one. hahaha.
BUT-TE.!
i'm talkin bout feeeeeeeelin happi.
not haaaaaaaaaving someone la.
enough rumours spreading. not anymore pleeeeaaaassseee.!
tolong.!
gam xia.!

clearing ma name.!

2004-08-14T03:18:00.000+08:00

hahahaa.
eheh. what're u guys up to.?
hahahaha. seriously la.!
simi gf.? hahahaha.!

wa kaoz.
i'm talkin bout a feelin leh.
i'm not even talkin bout a person la.
its a feeeeeeeelin. and not those feeeeeeeeeelings.
piang oei.! *po: u're a dick la.!*
so fat, find simi gf.?

better day.

2004-08-11T00:38:00.000+08:00

well.
i wasted today. cept for some studyin.
lil' bit. real lil'.

i'm like super hyper now.
i can't stop singing.
my singing scares the shit outta me.
but i can't stop.
i realli like the song though.
and we all noe which song.

now, i've finalli realised what ada meant.
yeah, its my blog, but i can't blog about anything and everything.
nono, don't get me mistaken.
i'm not depressed. notthin of that shit.
its something pleasant this time.
i'm not like super-farkin-happi la.
but, ya, just smiling away. hiak.

its been awhile since i've been this way.
niwae, not that i'm some pessimist la.
but it usually, always, forever lasts such a short time.
sighx. may it last longer pleaaassseee. gam xia.!
ami-ta-bu.

good day.!

2004-08-09T22:41:00.000+08:00

i've just wasted the weekend.
hit the gyms today.
wooh. injured the knee in the process.
arghhh. damn.!
that calls for some swimming to heal it.
may the Sun be nice to mua.

just caught Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon.
spectacular show i must saw.
and Zhang Ziyi definitely one helluva pretty pretty girl. =)
too much attitude though.
i wonder. most girls of that standard always have something that turns me off.
not that i was turned on initially la. but. . . ya.
saw a scene that prob wasn't screened locally.
-smiles- hiak.!

my mom's pushing me to learn qigong/taiji.
can't differentiate between the two.
but i wanna learn qing gong instead.
lotsa use.! lotsa lotsa use.!

i've just got myself into a lot of shit lately.
why am i gettin so unlucky.?
maybe its the ppl ard me ya.?
ya.! i think so.!
ha.! =)

2004-08-04T00:04:00.000+08:00

finally, a day in which there's nothing for me to do.
or rather, nothin due the next day. rest day for me.
but no, i'm not enjoying. i'm supposed to be.!

my days are perfect.
but my nights suck.
realli suck.
i hate it when the nights come.
especially when there's nothing to do.

there's been so much going on lately.
its at time like these when i wish i had a confidante.
i'm not sure if i'm able to take it any longer.
i'm this close to blowing up.

i hate to be kept in the dark.
it isn't supposed to be this way.
it doesn't work this way.
like it or not, i'm a part of this.
nothing's happening.
i'm not being updated.
or rather, its not enough.
i worry for those who aren't worth it.
i care for those who aren't worth it.
i pray so damn hard for 'em.
and i get nothing back.
i'm not expecting much.
just a lil'.
i've been such a fool.

and for those who think u know what's happening.
think again.
don't go assuming u know ya.
don't piss me off further.
be smarter.

sibei $#*%^

2004-07-19T23:25:00.000+08:00

i'm soooooooo burnt.
i feel like a piece of 'sio bah'.
i'm in an awful mood.
my lips feel as though they're constantly cracking.
i'm hungry but i can't eat.
that makes it worse.

arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.!
)#(*!_@(*#%_(%*@$!*#@!($)($#*%

puffy buck

2004-07-13T01:57:00.000+08:00

why is it. . .
whenever i'm extremely tired and start yawning, my face becomes puffed up.? *like now*
why why why.?

and why is it. . .
in the morning when i wake up, the tummy's flat and the face balloons.
and as the day progresses, the face deflates while the tummy grows.
why why why.?

and why is it. . .
despite all the slimmin down and 'stretching' of the eyes,
my eyes still seem so tiny.?
why why why.?

i need answers.!

bliss

2004-07-07T23:05:00.000+08:00

isn't it amazing.?
how someone you hardly know, you hardly see, you hardly even talk to,
has such an effect on u.

damn

2004-06-30T18:12:00.000+08:00

i think i might be dying.
suddenly got a headache.
out of the blue.
and it came just as i was about to leave for the gym.
Fook. so i tried to sleep it off.
but to no avail.
i think its cuz of the f-head who rammed the ball in my face last week.
that idiert who's always shouting, and for no apparent reason too.
i seriously think i might be dying.

niwae, i think i've been spending far too much.
i mean its ok if i spend.
but i'm spending unnecessarily.
that's bad. that's real bad.
the fact that i've got my preview tix to Spiderman 2 gives me something to cheer about.
see, another thing that attests how nice me ex-boss is.

Or-Lu-Lu

2004-06-29T22:15:00.000+08:00

skipped the first tutorial today.
that's bad. it seems they installed some s/w we're gonna require for the rest of the sem.
boy i'm screwed.

damn.
entire ringwood's in darkness now.
but guess what,
its so incredibly dark outside now, it actualli seems rather nice.
nice in a way that . . that i don't know how to describe.
so here i am, waitin for the battery to die, while the three fat boys next door are makin a big-hoo-ha outta this.
i suddenly feel like a writer. hahahahaha.
but i can't think of anything to write, and this doesn't happen to writers.
def not after onli 9 lines of writing onli.

ooooh. i just realised. it seems that almost the entire island's facing a blackout.
that's cool.
now we'll all have a good nite's sleep.
that gooooood.

i dread.

2004-06-28T00:51:00.000+08:00

it never realli hit me that school's gonna be startin tmr.
back to that same old routine again.
bloody boring.
and i just hope there're nice ppl in the new class.
i've always said that the politics ppl claim there are in class are all self-fulfilling prophecies.
and i think 'politics' is too strong a word to use.
childish games would make a good substitute.
i seriously hope i get into a good class la.
fyp leh. can't fark it up.
i've onli heard of like 3 names i onli know.
that doesn't bode well. not one bit.

niwae, i'm dyin to see a movie.
haven't been to a GOOD movie in ages.
the last movie was Eternal blah Spotless blah blah...
nonsensical movie.
i expected more from Jim Carrey.

and i've no idea why i'm ranting so much tonight.?
duh.
maybe its cuz i'm hungry.
okok, talkin bout humgry, lemmi clarify something.

back in secondary school. . .
this was the onli time i had six pieces of kfc la k.
not NOW.
it was in the past.
arghhhh.
but niwae, what's wrong with 6 pieces.? it ain't alot.
seriously.!
think bout it.
remove the skin and it realli isn't much.

or is it.? . . .

so carman and ivan, stop goin on and on bout it.
bloodi idiots.! but i'm up for the 20-piece challenge though.
haha.

Neh Neh.!

2004-06-25T22:00:00.000+08:00

i can't believe i'm always doin this.
always.!
always always always.!
DICK.!
was supposed to wake up at 230 for the match.
i did.!
and i went back to sleep.
result: missed the next most exciting match since the start of tournament.

and Felix Lin Cheng Hong.!
u better THANK me.! =)

supposedly farni. i think not. u judge.

2004-06-24T15:20:00.000+08:00

A man is lying in a hospital bed with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse comes by to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The ward nurse passes by and sees the man getting a little distraught, so she marches over to find out what's wrong.

"Nurse," he mumbles, "are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse, she is undaunted. She whips back the bedclothes, pulls down his pajama trousers, moves his penis out of the way, has a good look, pulls up the pajamas, replaces the bedclothes, and announces, "Nothing is wrong with them!!!" At this, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and asks again, "Are my test results back?"

sick buck. buck's sick.

2004-06-23T18:20:00.000+08:00

went to work this morning.
made a cup of coffee.
sat down and this is what happened.

boss: how.? ok readi not.?
buck: u say leh.? *sneezes*
boss: wah, didn't see the doctor ah.?
buck: dowan la. don't like the medicine. *sneezes again*
boss: go back and rest la. what u need is rest.?
buck: huh.? now ah.? *ahhhhhh-cheeeew*
buck: serious.?
boss: ya la, go back la.
buck: kkk, but at least lemmi finish my kopi first. *three sneezes in a row*
boss: wah.

see. a nice boss.
well. slept the whole day.
had lotsa weird dreams, bout the diff scorelines tonight.
haha. niwae, i dreamt of the scoreline for the italy match last night.
shocked the shit outta me.

niwae, the nose is still leakin.
heeeelpp.
and jeannie choo, could u get that dick of a bf u have to call mua.
hopefully he still has his 8250.

be nice to buck

2004-06-22T10:50:00.000+08:00

buck's sick.
buck's extremely sick.
the nose is leakin and it can't stop.
gao mang ahhhhhhhhhhh.!!!!!!!!!!

and po, one more u wake me up askin me silly questions,
i'll personally snip ur manhood off.
and u'd better thank me for savin u 25bucks.

a lil' something for everyone

2004-06-21T23:08:00.000+08:00

Interesting Entry

2004-06-21T00:58:00.000+08:00

well.
i've just been told that the last entry was boring.
can't do much can i.?

this is more or less about what's goin on in my life.
so, if its boring, i guess my life's boring.

what can i say.?
nothing.

i'm boring.

The Arms.!

2004-06-20T21:22:00.000+08:00

ahhhh, what big arms, we all know who these arms belong to. hahaha.

gabe's not too bad, not too bad at all.

do not be fooled by the look of his arms. when u feel 'em, sibei nua.

now, Ali should know where he stands ya.
hahaha.

p.s. sorry bout the size, don't realli noe how to adjust 'em.

Happy Birthday Gawain.!

2004-06-20T14:45:00.000+08:00

i'm soooo exhausted.
popped by gawain's place for his supposed bday party last night.
the first thing i did when i entered his house was to get scared by the incredible ugly but huge Tiger.
seriously lo, his eyes are so big they look damn scary.
especially when he tiaows u.
but he was damn cute la, that silly big thing is actually scared of ivan.
i mean like, who's scared of ivan.?!!! hahaha. =)

did some ps2-ing.
got realli amused at how animated gabe and gordon were while playing smack down.
*absolute nutcases*

and ya,
kornet should realli learn learn to chill.
1. he should realise that its a game.
2. he should that no matter how many 'wah laus', 'knns' and 'ccbs' he shouts, the players aren't gonna react to that.
3. he should realise that its reeeealli a game.

and po should realli learn more bout the functions of his phone.
that idiot woke me up with that msg of his.
gRrRrRrRr.

before i quit whining, jeannie, could u post the pictures and show everybody THE arms.

Jiali

2004-06-19T02:05:00.000+08:00

well, i just del the last entry cuz jiali said it was boring.
well, its supposed to be my blog but too bad.
i'm being bossed around.

haha.
i'm sooooo looking forward to soccer tmr.
gettin a shot at being invincible.
last week was kinda screwed up.
errors ain't gonna be made this week.

and all fools out there.
just cuz my body blocks up half the goal posts doesn't mean i'm no good.
haha. take ur shots tmr. real hard.!

hiak.!
*just hope the cockiness(if there's such a word) gets me somewhere tmr*

duh

2004-06-17T23:51:00.000+08:00

well.
murphy's law.!
just when i complimented the guy.
he reminds me and reminds me and reminds me that i have to show him the reports.

now i'm screwd. i'm still at week one.
and england's bout to come on in 8mins time.
now. i seriously don't think i'm gonna be able to finish it up.
just hope he goes 'haiya, u ah' again tmr.
pleeeeeease.!

Quoteworthy

2004-06-17T16:33:00.000+08:00

I say read the BIBLE: Basic Instructions Before Leaving Earth.
God

I am your Friend in high places.
God

Be more concerned what I think about you than what people think about you.
God

I am more interested in the shape of your character than the size of your bank account
God

Sometimes I have to Break you before I can bless you.
God

You can't walk with me and hold hands with Satan at the same time.
God

My Big Bang theory-- I Spoke and "Bang!" It happened--
God

Give me what's right--, not what's left!
God

When you get tired talking to your friend about me--, talk to me about your friend.
God

If someone really has you "burned up," remember I has experience with furnaces.
God

When I threw you sins in the Sea of Forgetfulness, I posted a 'No fishing sign'.
God

Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
God

I promised a safe landing, not smooth sailing.
God

If you're headed in the wrong direction, I allow U-turns.
God

Want to avoid burning? Use "Son" block.
God

Life is short-- pray hard!
God

GODISNOWHERE (now read it again)
God

Try me. If you don't like me, the devil will always take you back
God

If you don't have anything to pray about, thank me you don't.
God

Coincidence is when I choose to remain anonymous.
God

I never closes a door without opening a window.
God

Download your worries, get on-line with me!
God

I give and forgive; men get and forget.
God

Who wants to be a Christianaire?
God

Want to make me laugh? Just tell me your plans.
God

If you teach school children that they came from animals-- don't be surprised when they act like it.
God

When you've done what you can--- I will do what you can't!
God

Willpower, you give me your will, I give you the power.
God

When I say "no", it's because I have something better in store for you.
God

I love you whether you like it or not.
God

Need a Lifeline? Talk to me!
God

Get connected: WWW.GOD.CAN
God

Looking for ATM ? Atonement, truth and mercy.
God

I don't have a plan B.
God

You have to wonder about humans, they think I am dead and Elvis is alive!
God

My purpose is greater than your problems.
God

Your weakness makes room for My power.
God

I am having a family reunion,Will you be there ?
God

How true. . . haha.

Nice boss.!

2004-06-17T11:29:00.000+08:00

damn.!
despite having the longest sleep in like dunno how long,
i'm still bloody tired. feelin so lethargic and i can't life myself up.
and my right eye-bag keeps twitching.
i'm not sure if 'eye bag's' the correct term though.
its just somewhere below the right eye. ya. u know what i'm talkin bout.

okok. i'm gonna tell everyone how incredibly nice my boss is.
*despite him tellin me straight in the face that i was fat*

1. he sneaks me upstairs to the training room(which is restricted to me) for snacks ever so often
2. he lets me leave earli whenever i'm catching a 6+ show
3. he encourages me to take time off to do personal stuff, although i don't do it.
4. i owe him something like 5 weekly reports.? and all he does when i tell him i've forgotten to bring is 'haiya, u ah!'
5. i was complaining to him that ppl were not recognising the importance of peanut butter biscuits and how places like 7-11, carrefour and ntuc were not selling them. then yest, he bought this huuuuuuuge packet of 'Julie's Peanut Butter Sandwiches' for me. awwwww.! how sweeet.
6. he lets me do some personal web-surfing when i'm not supposed to.
7. he's taught me alot la.! seriously.! alot.!

well, he's nicer than that la. just that i can't think of the other things that he's done at the moment.

2004-06-16T15:17:00.000+08:00

despite being the youngest around,
i think i'm aging faster than the rest.
firstly, i think i've got more leg hair. *def more than po* =)
secondly, i supposedly look damn ah-pehish to quite a few ppl.
now, i can't seem to be able to rem alot of stuff.

i can't seem to rem whether i've replied to ppl's msgs,
be it on the hp or online. arghhh.!

been spending half the day tryin to enquire bout the SATs.
everything's so bloody confusing.
SAT I is referred to as the reasoning test online while II is referred to as Subject tests.
like i'm supposed to know.?!!!! gRrRrRr.
so after i find out bout everything, before i can even START registering,
i've gotta take some stupid quiz which lasts like 20mins long. ff.?!!

now, when everything's done, as i'm on the last page,
as i click on the 'Save and Proceed' button,
what comes out.?

the farkin blue symbol with the message 'The page cannot be displayed' pops out.
the server's farkin down.
and till now, after some half an hour of continuous refreshing, its still down.!

fark fark fark, farkerdee fark fark fark.!

Noooo.!

2004-06-16T00:04:00.000+08:00

Dammit. its not workin. compare the title of the current post to the rest.!
arghhhhhhhhhhh.!

a sign of pms.?
*hmmmmmm*

please work.!

2004-06-15T23:56:00.000+08:00

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testin

2004-06-15T23:55:00.000+08:00

testin testin. . .

Arghhhh.!

2004-06-15T23:47:00.000+08:00

well. let's see if this works.
dammit. been workin on the bloody archive link.
it just wouldn't work.
would someone please help me.?
i'll treat u to kopi-si-sio-dai.! from Kopitiam.!
its reaaaal good.
please please please.!

okok. i'll trade the "No Ad" codes for anyone who can help me.
pretty pretty please.!

2004-06-14T01:13:00.000+08:00

ratata ta.!